Dialogi mortuorum

Lucian of Samosata

The Works of Lucian of Samosata, complete, with exceptions specified in thepreface, Vol. 1. Fowler, H. W. and Fowlere, F.G., translators. Oxford at the Clarendon Press, 1905.

Menippus I have heard that you were a god, Chiron, and that you died of your own choice?

Chiron You were rightly informed. I am dead, as you see, and might have been immortal.

Menippus And what should possess you, to be in love with Death? He has no charm for most people.

Chiron You are a sensible fellow; I will tell you. There was no further satisfaction to be had from immortality.

Menippus Was it not a pleasure merely to live and see the light?

Chiron No; it is variety, as I take it, and not monotony, that constitutes pleasure. Living on and on, everything always the same; sun, light, food, spring, summer, autumn, winter, one thing following another in unending sequence,—I sickened of it all. I found that enjoyment lay not in continual possession; that deprivation had its share therein.

Menippus Very true, Chiron. And how have you got on since you made Hades your home?