Juppiter Tragoedus
Lucian of Samosata
Lucian, Vol. 2. Harmon, A. M., editor. London: William Heinemann, Ltd.; Cambridge, MA: Harvard University Press, 1915.
TIMOCLES[*](At this point the scene becomes double ; down below are the philosophers disputing in the Stoa, and up above are the gods, listening eagerly with occasional comments.) Damis, you sacrilegious wretch, why do you say that the gods do not exist and do not show providence in behalf of men?
DAMIS No, you tell me first what reason you have for believing that they do exist.
TIMOCLES No, you tell me, you miscreant !
DAMIS No, you!
ZEUS So far our man is much better and more noisy in his bullying. Good, Timocles! Pile on your abuse ; that is your strong point, for in everything else he will make you as mute as a fish.
TIMOCLES But I swear by Athena that I will not answer you first.
DAMIS Well then, put your question, Timocles, for you