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                    <TEI xmlns="http://www.tei-c.org/ns/1.0"><text xml:lang="en"><body><div xml:lang="lat" type="edition" n="urn:cts:latinLit:phi0893.phi004.perseus-eng2"><div type="textpart" n="1" subtype="book"><div type="textpart" n="3" subtype="poem"><div type="textpart" n="1" subtype="card"><p>THIS is a fault common to all singers, that among their friends they never are inclined to
      sing when they are asked, [but] unasked, they never desist. Tigellius, that Sardinian, had
      this [fault]. Had Caesar, who could have forced him to compliance, besought him on account of
      his father's friendship and his own, he would have had no success; if he himself was disposed,
      he would chant Io Bacche over and over, from the beginning of an entertainment to the very
      conclusion of it;<note anchored="true" n="15" resp="TAB"><p>Literally, "from the egg to the apples," for eggs were served first, and fruit last.</p></note> one while at the deepest pitch of his voice, at another time with that which answers
      to the highest string of the tetrachord.<note anchored="true" n="16" resp="McCaul"><p>The four strings of this instrument were called by the Greeks <foreign xml:lang="grc">ὑπάτη</foreign> (<foreign xml:lang="lat">subsuma</foreign>), <foreign xml:lang="grc">παρυπάτη</foreign> (<foreign xml:lang="lat">subsuma</foreign>), <foreign xml:lang="grc">παρανήτη</foreign> (<foreign xml:lang="lat">pene ima</foreign>), and <foreign xml:lang="grc">νήτη</foreign> (<foreign xml:lang="lat">ima</foreign>). Thus the <foreign xml:lang="lat">summa
        vox</foreign>, which answers to the highest string, <foreign xml:lang="lat">summa
        chorda</foreign>, must signify the bass, and <foreign xml:lang="lat">ima vox</foreign>, that
        strikes the same tone with <foreign xml:lang="lat">ima chorda</foreign>, must signify the treble.
         <foreign xml:lang="lat">Summa</foreign> should be joined with <foreign xml:lang="lat">chorda</foreign>, not <foreign xml:lang="lat">voce</foreign>.</p><p><cit><quote xml:lang="lat">Citaret</quote><bibl n="Hor. S. 1.3.7"/></cit>. <placeName key="tgn,7010699">Bentley</placeName> remarks that this is a forensic
                              word, and can not be put for <foreign xml:lang="lat">recitaret</foreign>, besides that <foreign xml:lang="lat">citare Io Bacche</foreign> is not Latin. He reads <foreign xml:lang="lat">iteraret</foreign>. The Librarians wrote <hi rend="italic">ter</hi>, <hi rend="italic">cer</hi>, and <hi rend="italic">ler</hi>, in a
        compendious form thus ~ over its natural place, thus the word ÎTARET, with a
        circumflex over I, and hence <foreign xml:lang="lat">CITARET</foreign>.</p></note> There was nothing uniform in that fellow; frequently would he run along, as one flying
      from an enemy; more frequently [he walked], as if he bore [in procession] the sacrifice of
       Juno:<note anchored="true" n="17" resp="Torr"><p>This grave and solemn march, although a religious ceremony in its place, yet, when
        improperly used, is affectation and impertinence. The solemnity of this procession became a
        proverb, <foreign xml:lang="grc">ʽHραῖον βαδίζειν</foreign>, to walk like Juno.</p></note> he had often two hundred slaves, often but ten: one while talking of kings and
      potentates, every thing that was magnificent; at another — "Let me have a
      three-legged table, and a cellar of clean salt, and a gown which, though coarse, may be
      sufficient to keep out the cold." Had you given ten hundred thousand sesterces<note anchored="true" n="18" resp="Watson"><p>The sestertium among the Romans was about 7l. 16s. of our money, and contained a thousand
        sestertii. Their manner of reckoning was this: when a numeral noun agreed in gender and
        number with <foreign xml:lang="lat">sestertius</foreign>, it denoted precisely so many sestertii,
        as <foreign xml:lang="lat">decem sestertii</foreign>, just so many; but if the noun was joined to
        the genitive plural of sestertius, it signified so many thousands; as <foreign xml:lang="lat">decem sestertium</foreign>, ten thousand sestertii. If the adverb numeral was joined to
        the genitive plural, it denoted so many hundred thousand, as <foreign xml:lang="lat">decies
         sestertium</foreign>, ten hundred thousand sestertii. Sometimes they put the adverb by
        itself, and sometimes added the numeral noun to it; as in this place <cit><quote xml:lang="lat">decies centena</quote><bibl n="Hor. S. 1.3.15"/></cit>, ten hundred sestertia, or ten hundred thousand sestertii. WATSON.</p></note> to this moderate man who was content with such small matters, in five days' time there
      would be nothing in his bags. He sat up at nights, [even] to day-light; he snored out all the
      day. Never was there any thing so inconsistent with itself. Now some person may say to me,
      "What are you? Have you no faults?" Yes, others; but others, and perhaps of a less culpable
      nature.</p><p>When Maenius railed at Novius in his absence: "Hark ye," says a certain person, "are you
      ignorant of yourself? or do you think to impose yourself upon us a person we do not know?" "As
      for me, I forgive myself," quoth Maenius. This is a foolish and impious self-love, and worthy
      to be stigmatized. When you look over your own vices, winking at them, as it were, with sore
      eyes; why are you with regard to those of your friends as sharp-sighted as an eagle, or the
      Epidaurian serpent? But, on the other hand, it is your lot that your friends should inquire
      into your vices in turn. [A certain person] is a little too hasty in his temper; not well
      calculated for the sharp-witted sneers<note anchored="true" n="19" resp="San"><p><cit><quote xml:lang="lat">Acutis naribus</quote><bibl n="Hor. S. 1.3.29"/></cit>, is the direct opposition to <foreign xml:lang="lat">naribus obesis</foreign>, which the
        Latins used to signify a stupid person, who wants the natural quickness and sharpness of the
        senses.</p></note> of these men: he may be made a jest of because his gown hangs awkwardly, he [at the
      same time] being trimmed in a very rustic manner, and his wide shoe hardly sticks to his foot.
      But he is so good, that no man can be better; but he is your friend: but an immense genius is
      concealed under this unpolished person of his. Finally, sift yourself thoroughly, whether
      nature has originally sown the seeds of any vice in you, or even an ill habit [has done it].
      For the fern, fit [only] to be burned, overruns the neglected fields. 
</p></div><div type="textpart" n="38" subtype="card"><p>Let us return from our digression. As his mistress's disagreeable failings escape the
      blinded lover, or even give him pleasure (as Hagna's wen does to Balbinus), I could wish that
      we erred in this manner with regard to friendship, and that virtue had affixed a reputable
      appellation to such an error. And as a father ought not to contemn his son, if he has any
      defect, in the same manner we ought not [to contemn] our friend. The father calls his
      squinting boy, a pretty leering rogue; and if any man has a little despicable brat, such as
      the abortive Sisyphus<note anchored="true" n="20" resp="Watson"><p>Sisyphus. The dwarf of Mark Antony the triumvir. He was of a diminutive stature, scarcely
        two feet high, but of a very acute wit; whence he got the name of Sisyphus; for Sisyphus was
        so remarkable for his dexterity and cunning, that <foreign xml:lang="lat">Sisyphi artes</foreign>
        came to be a proverb.</p></note> formerly was, he calls it a sweet moppet: this [child] with distorted legs, [the
      father] in a fondling voice calls one of the Vari; and another, who is club-footed, he calls a
       Scaurus.<note anchored="true" n="21" resp="Fran"><p><cit><quote xml:lang="lat">Balbutit Scaurum</quote><bibl n="Hor. S. 1.3.48"/></cit>. Rutgersius informs us that all these names, Strabo, Paetus, Pullus, Varus, and
        Scaurus, are surnames of illustrious Roman families, from whence fathers gave them to their
        children, to cover their defornlties with names of dignity. This is one of many beauties in
        the original, which it is impossible to preserve in a translation.</p></note> [Thus, does] this friend of yours live more sparingly than ordinarily? Let him be
      styled a man of frugality. Is another impertinent, and apt to brag a little? He requires to be
      reckoned entertaining to his friends. But [another] is too rude, and takes greater liberties
      than are fitting. Let him be esteemed a man of sincerity and bravery. Is he too fiery, let him
      be numbered among persons of spirit.</p><p>This method, in my opinion, both unites friends, and preserves them in a state of union. But
      we invert the very virtues themselves, and are desirous of throwing dirt upon the untainted
      vessel. Does a man of probity live among us? he is a person of singular diffidence;<note anchored="true" n="22" resp="TAB"><p>But Orelli interprets <foreign xml:lang="lat">demissus</foreign> to mean <foreign xml:lang="lat">abjectus, pusilli animi.</foreign> See his judicious note.</p></note> we give him the name of a dull and fat-headed fellow. Does this man avoid every snare,
      and lay himself open to no ill-designing villain; since we live amid such a race, where keen
      envy and accusations are flourishing? Instead of a sensible and wary man, we call him a
      disguised and subtle fellow. And is any one more open, [and less reserved] than usual in such
      a degree as I often have presented myself to you, Maecenas, so as perhaps impertinently to
      interrupt a person reading, or musing, with any kind of prate? We cry, "[this fellow] actually
      wants common sense."<note anchored="true" n="23" resp="Bent"><p><cit><quote xml:lang="lat">Communi sensu plane caret</quote><bibl n="Hor. S. 1.3.66"/></cit>. He wants an understanding that distinguishes the common decencies to be observed in
        addressing the great. Such was the <foreign xml:lang="lat">Communis sensus</foreign> among the
        Romans, for which we have no expression in English. <quote xml:lang="lat">Sit in beneficio sensus
         communis: tempus, locum, personas observer</quote>. <placeName key="tgn,2652379">Seneca</placeName>. <quote xml:lang="lat">Quae versantur in consuetudine rei publicae; in sensu
         hominum communi, in natura, in moribus, comprehendenda esse oratori puto</quote>.
         <placeName key="tgn,2068515">Cicero</placeName> de Oratore. Lord Shaftesbury explains the
         <foreign xml:lang="lat">sensus communis</foreign> in Juvenal, that sense which regards the
        common good, the public welfare. A sense, according to the ingenious author, seldom found
        among the great. <quote xml:lang="lat">Raro enim ferme sensus communis in illa |
         Fortuna</quote>.</p></note> Alas! how indiscreetly do we ordain a severe law against ourselves! For no one is born
      without vices: he is the best man who is encumbered with the least. When my dear friend, as is
      just, weighs my good qualities against my bad ones, let him, if he is willing to be beloved,
      turn the scale to the majority of the former (if I have indeed a majority of good qualities),
      on this condition, he shall be placed in the same balance. He who requires that his friend
      should not take offense at his own protuberances, will excuse his friend's little warts. It is
      fair that he who entreats a pardon for his own fault, should grant one in his turn. 
</p></div><div type="textpart" n="76" subtype="card"><p>Upon the whole,<note anchored="true" n="24" resp="Fran"><p>The second part of the satire begins here. The Stoics called all vicious people fools,
         <foreign xml:lang="lat">stultos</foreign>. <foreign xml:lang="lat">Quatenus</foreign> is frequently
        used by our poet for <foreign xml:lang="lat">quoniam</foreign>, since that.</p></note> forasmuch as the vice anger, as well as others inherent in foolish [mortals], can not
      be totally eradicated, why does not human reason make use of its own weights and measures; and
      so punish faults, as the nature of the thing demands? If any man should punish with the cross
      a slave, who being ordered to take away the dish should gorge the half-eaten fish and warm
       sauce;<note anchored="true" n="25" resp="Cruq"><p><cit><quote xml:lang="lat">Tepidumque ligurrierit ius</quote><bibl n="Hor. S. 1.3.81"/></cit>. <placeName key="tgn,2399199">Horace</placeName>, to excuse the slave, says, that the
        sauce was yet warm, tepidum, and therefore more tempting. For the same reason, he says, the
        fish was half eaten.</p></note> he would, among people in their senses, be called a madder man than Labeo.<note anchored="true" n="26" resp="Fran"><p><cit><quote xml:lang="lat">Labeone insanior</quote><bibl n="Hor. S. 1.3.82"/></cit>. The Scholiasts, commentators, and interpreters tell us, that <placeName key="tgn,2399199">Horace</placeName> means Marcus Antistius Labeo, who, in the spirit of
        liberty, frequently opposed Augustus in the senate, when he attempted any alterations in the
        state. <quote xml:lang="lat">Agitabat eum libertas nimia et vecors</quote>, says <placeName key="tgn,1002882">Seneca</placeName>; which might justly render him odious to Augustus. But
        whatever respect our poet had for his emperor, yet we never find that he treats the patrons
        of liberty with outrage. Nor can we well imagine that he dare thus cruelly brand a man of
        Labeo's abilities, riches, power, and employments in the state; to whom Augustus himself
        offered the consulship. Probably the person here intended was publicly known to have been
        guilty of some folly not unlike what our poet mentions. Dr. Bentley hath found a Labienus in
        the time of Augustus, whose character fits this passage extremely well; and whom he
        therefore recommends to a place in the text.</p></note> How much more irrational and heinous a crime is this! Your friend has been guilty of a
      small error (which, unless you forgive, you ought to be reckoned a sour, ill-natured fellow),
      you hate and avoid him, as a debtor does <placeName key="tgn,2077983">Ruso</placeName>;<note anchored="true" n="27" resp="McCaul"><p>The alternative with <placeName key="tgn,2077983">Ruso</placeName> was either ruin from
        extortion, or misery from listening to his writings. If his wretched creditors could not pay
        him, then they were condemned to hear him read his works. Perhaps some might prefer
        considering <foreign xml:lang="lat">historias</foreign> used in the sense of "tedious narration,"
        and refer it to the long schedule of the items in his account. <foreign xml:lang="lat">Audit</foreign>. Asinius Pollio first introduced the custom of reciting one's own
        compositions at <placeName key="tgn,7013962">Rome</placeName>.</p></note> who, when the woeful calends come upon the unfortunate man, unless he lrocures the
      interest or capital by hook or by crook, is compelled to hear his miserable stories with his
      neck stretched out like a slave. [Should my friend] in his liquor water my couch, or has he
      thrown down a jar carved by the hands of <placeName key="tgn,2319904">Evander</placeName>:<note anchored="true" n="28" resp="Fran"><p><cit><quote xml:lang="lat">Evandri manibus tritum</quote><bibl n="Hor. S.1.3.91"/></cit>. — <foreign xml:lang="lat">Tornatum, caelatum, fabricatum</foreign>. <quote xml:lang="lat">Hinc radios trivere rotis</quote>, <placeName key="tgn,1015191">Virgil</placeName>. <quote xml:lang="lat">Vitrum aliud flatu figuratur, aliud torno
        teritur</quote>, <placeName key="tgn,2588096">Pliny</placeName>. But as the Latins used the
        word <foreign xml:lang="lat">toreumata</foreign> to signify any works, either turned or wrought
        by the chisel, because they were made by the same workmen, Sanadon thinks the poet probably
        means, that this plate was engraved with an instrument. The Scholiast tells us, that this
         <placeName key="tgn,2319904">Evander</placeName> was carried from <placeName key="tgn,7001393">Athens</placeName> to <placeName key="tgn,7013962">Rome</placeName> by
        Mark Antony, and that he excelled in sculpture and engraving. They who believe that
         <placeName key="tgn,2399200">Horace</placeName> means king <placeName key="tgn,2319904">Evander</placeName>, would not only persuade us that this plate must have been preserved
        so many ages by some uncommon good fortune, but have unluckily placed a vessel so valuable
        on a monarch's table, whose palace was a cottage, his throne a chair of ordinary wood, his
        beds made of leaves or rushes, and his tapestry the skins of beasts. <foreign xml:lang="lat">Res
         inopes Evandrus habebat</foreign>. Dr. Bentley denies that the Latins ever used <foreign xml:lang="lat">tritum</foreign> to signify <foreign xml:lang="lat">caelatum, perfectum</foreign>, and
        he therefore recommends <foreign xml:lang="lat">tortum</foreign> to us, on the authority of an
        ancient manuscript.</p></note> shall he for this [trifling] affair, or because in his hunger he has taken a chicken
      before me out of my part of the dish, be the less agreeable friend to me? [If so], what could
      I do if he was guilty of theft, or had betrayed things committed to him in confidence, or
      broken his word. They who are pleased [to rank all] faults nearly on an equality, are troubled
      when they come to the truth of the matter: sense and morality are against them, and utility
       itself,<note anchored="true" n="29" resp="San"><p><placeName key="tgn,2399200">Horace</placeName> endeavors to prove, according to the
        doctrine of Epicurus, that justice and injustice arise only from laws, and that laws have no
        other foundation than public utility, by which he means the happiness of civil society. On
        the contrary, the Stoics asserted, that justice and injustice have their first principles in
        nature itself, and the first appearance of reason in the mind of man.</p></note> the mother almost of right and of equity.</p><p>When [rude] animals, they crawled<note anchored="true" n="30" resp="Torr"><p><cit><quote xml:lang="lat">Cum prorepserunt</quote><bibl n="Hor. S. 1.3.99"/></cit>. This expression is extremely proper for the system of Epicurus, who believed that
        the first race of men rose out of the earth, in which they were formed by a mixture of heat
        and moisture.</p></note> forth upon the firstformed earth, the mute and dirty herd fought with their nails and
      fists for their acorn and caves, afterward with clubs, and finally with arms which experience
      had forged: till they found out words and names, by which they ascertained their language and
      sensations: thenceforward they began to abstain from war, to fortify towns, and establish
      laws: that no person should be a thief, a robber, or an adulterer. For before Helen's time
      there existed [many] a woman who was the dismal cause of war: but those fell by unknown
      deaths, whom pursuing uncertain venery, as the bull in the herd, the strongest slew. It must
      of necessity be acknowledged, if you have a mind to turn over the aeras and annals of the
      world, that laws were invented from an apprehension of the natural injustice [of mankind]. Nor
      can nature separate what is unjust from what is just, in the same manner as she distinguishes
      what is good from its reverse, and what is to be avoided from that which is to be sought: nor
      will reason persuade men to this, that he who breaks down the cabbage-stalk of his neighbor,
      sins in as great a measure, and in the same manner, as he who steals by night things
      consecrated to the gods. Let there be a settled standard, that may inflict adequate
      punishments upon crimes; lest you should persecute any one with the horrible thong, who is
      only deserving of a slight whipping. For I am not apprehensive, that you should correct with
      the rod one that deserves to suffer severer stripes; since you assert that pilfering is an
      equal crime with highway robbery, and threaten that you would prune off with an
      undistinguishing hook little and great vices, if mankind were to give you the sovereignty over
      them. If he be rich, who is wise, and a good shoemaker, and alone handsome, and a king, why do
      you wish for that which you are possessed of? You do not understand what Chrysippus,<note anchored="true" n="31" resp="Torr"><p>Chrysippus is here pleasantly called father, because he was the first who explained, in
        this absurd manner, these excellent precepts of <placeName key="tgn,2786860">Zeno</placeName> which teach us, that wisdom sets above kings; and that the throne she
        offers to us is preferable to that of the greatest monarchs.</p></note> the father [of your sect], says: "The wise man never made himself shoes nor slippers:
      nevertheless, the wise man is a shoemaker." How so? In the same manner, though Hermogenes be
      silent, he is a fine singer, notwithstanding, and an excellent musician: as the subtle
      [lawyer] Alfenus,<note anchored="true" n="32" resp="ed. Dubl."><p>Alfenus Varus, a shoemaker of Cremona, who, growing out of conceit with his employment,
        quitted it, and came to <placeName key="tgn,7013962">Rome</placeName>; where attending the
        lectures of Servius Sulpicius, a celebrated professor of law, he made so great proficience
        in that science, that he soon came to be esteemed one of the ablest lawyers of his time, and
        his name often occurs in the Pandects. He was afterward advanced to the highest honors of
        the empire; for we find him consul in the year of the city 755.</p></note> after every instrument of his calling was thrown aside, and his shop shut up, was
      [still] a barber; thus is the wise man of all trades, thus is he a king. O greatest of great
      kings, the waggish boys pluck you by the beard; whom unless you restrain with your staff, you
      will be jostled by a mob all about you, and you may wretchedly bark and burst your lungs in
      vain. Not to be tedious: while you, my king, shall go to the farthing bath, and no guard shall
      attend you, except the absurd Crispinus; my dear friends will both pardon me in any matter in
      which I shall foolishly offend, and I in turn will cheerfully put up with their faults; and,
      though a private man, I shall live more happily than you, a king. </p></div></div></div></div></body></text></TEI>
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