Halloo, Syrus! Ctesipho desires you'll come back.
Get you gone.
What is it he says about Ctesipho?
Nothing.
How now, you hang-dog, is Ctesipho in the house?
He is not.
Then why does he mention him?
It's another person; a little diminutive Parasite. Don't you know him?
I will know him before long.
Won't you keep your hands off, whip-scoundrel? Or would you like me to knock your brains out this instant ?
He's gone! no very pleasant boon-companion, upon my faith, particularly to Ctesipho. What am I to do now ? Why, even get into some corner till this tempest is lulled, and sleep off this drop of wine. That's my plan.
Alas! what shall I do? How behave? In what terms exclaim, or how make my complaint? O heavens! O earth! O seas of
I must assist him
: Colman remarks on this passage: "The character of Micio appears extremely amiable through the first four Acts of this Comedy, and his behavior is in many respects worthy of imitation; but his conduct in conniving at the irregularities of Ctesipho, and even assisting him to support them, is certainly reprehensible. Perhaps the Poet threw this shade over his virtues on purpose to show that mildness and good-humor might be carried to excess."
See, here comes the common corrupter of my children.
Pray moderate your passion, and recover yourself.
I have moderated it; I am myself; I forbear all reproaches; let us come to the point: was this agreed upon between us,—proposed by yourself, in fact,—that you were not to concern yourself about my son, nor I about yours? Answer me.
It is the fact,—I don't deny it.
Why is he now carousing at your house? Why are you harboring my son ? Why do you purchase a mistress for him, Micio ? Is it at all fair, that I should have any less justice from you, than you from me? Since I do not concern myself about your son, don't you concern yourself about mine.
You don't reason fairly.
No ?
For surely it is a maxim of old, that among themselves all things are common to friends.
Smartly said; you've got that speech up for the occasion.
Listen to a few words, unless it is disagreeable, Demea. In the first place, if the extravagance your sons are guilty of distresses you, pray do reason with yourself. You formerly brought up the two suitably to your circumstances, thinking that your own property would have to suffice for them both; and, of course, you then thought that I should marry. Adhere to that same old rule of yours,—save, scrape together, and be thrifty for them; take care to leave them as much as possible, and take that credit to yourself: my fortune, which has come to them beyond their expectation, allow them to enjoy; of your capital there will be no diminution; what comes from this quarter, set it all down as so much gain. If you think proper impartially to consider these matters in your mind, Demea, you will save me and yourself, and them, considerable uneasiness.
I don't speak about the expense; their morals—
Hold; I understand you; that point I was coming to.That point I was coming to
: Colman observes here: "Madame Dacier makes an observation on this speech, something like that of Donatus on one of Micio's above; and says that Micio, being hard put to it by the real circumstances of the case, thinks to confound Demea by a nonsensical gallimatia. I can not be of the ingenious lady's opinion on this matter, for I think a more sensible speech could not be made, nor a better plea offered in favor of the young men, than that of Micio in the present instance."
Only take care, Micio, that these fine reasonings of yours, and this easy disposition of yours, do not ruin us in the end.
Say no more; there's no danger of that. Now think no further of these matters. Put yourself to-day into my hands; smooth your brow.
Why, as the occasion requires it, I must do so; but to-morrow I shall be off with my son into the country at day-break.
Aye, to-night, for my share; only keep yourself in good-humor for the day.
I'll carry off that Music-girl along with me as well.
You will gain your point; by that means you will keep your son fast there; only take care to secure her.
I'll see to that; and what with cooking and grinding, I'll take care she shall be well covered with ashes, smoke, and meal; besides all this, at the very mid-dayAt the very mid-day
: Exposed to the heat of a mid-day sun.
You quite delight me; now you seem to me to be wise; and for my part I would then compel my son to go to bed with her, even though he should be unwilling.
Do you banter me? Happy man, to have such a temper! I feel—
Ah ! at it again!
I'll have done then at once.
Go in-doors then, and let's devote this day to the objectTo the object
: The marriage and its festivities.
Never was there any person of ever such well-trained habits of life, but that experience, age, and custom are always bringing him something new, or suggesting something; so much so, that what you believe you know you don't know, and what you have fancied of first importance to you, on making trial you reject; and this is my case at present: for the rigid life I have hitherto led, my race nearly run, I now renounce. Why so ?—I have found, by experience, that there is nothing better for a man than an easy temper and complacency. That this is the truth, it is easy for any one to understand on comparing me with my brother. He has always spent his life in ease and gayety; mild, gentle, offensive to no one, having a smile for all, he has lived for himself, and has spent his money for himself; all men speak well of him, all love him. I, again, a rustic, a rigid, cross, self-denying, morose and thrifty person, married a wife; what misery I entailed in consequence! Sons were born—a fresh care. And just look, while I have been studying to do as much as possible for them, I have worn out my life and years in saving; now, in the decline of my days, the return I get from them for my pains is their dislike. He, on the other hand, with out any trouble on his part, enjoys a father's comforts; they love him; me they shun; him they trust with all their secrets, are fond of him, are always with him. I am forsaken; they wish him to live; but my death, forsooth, they are longing for. Thus, after bringing them up with all possible pains, at a trifling cost he has made them his own; thus I bear all the misery, he enjoys the pleasure. Well, then, henceforward let us try, on the other hand, whether I can't speak kindly and act complaisantly, as he challenges me to it: I also want myself to be loved and highly valued by my friends. If that is to be effected by giving and indulging, I will not be behind him. If our means fail, that least concerns me, as I am the eldest.Am the eldest
: And therefore likely to be the first to die, and to avoid seeing such a time come.
Hark you, Demea, your brother begs you will not go out of the way.
Who is it?—O Syrus, my friend,O Syrus, my friend
: The emptiness of his poor attempts to be familiar are very evident in this line.
Very well.
Very good.
I thank you.
Yes, Syrus, it is the truth; and you shall be convinced of it by experience before long.
O, what's your name?
Geta.
Geta, I have this day come to the conclusion that you are a man of very great worth, for I look upon him as an undoubtedly good servant who has a care for his master; as I have found to be your case, Geta; and for that reason, if any opportunity should offer, I would gladly do you a service.
You are kind, sir, to think so.
Aeschinus ! how goes it?
Ha, my father! are you here ?
Your father, indeed, both by affection and by nature; as I love you more than my very eyes; but why don't you send for your wife ?
So I wish to do; but I am waiting for the music-girlThe music-girl
: "
Come now, are you willing to listen to an old fellow like me?
What is it?
Let those things alone, the nuptial song, the crowds, the torches,The crowds, the torches
: See the Casina of Plautus, Act IV., Scenes 3 and 4, for some account of the marriage ceremonial. The torches, music-girls, processions, and hymeneal song, generally accompanied a wedding, but from the present passage we may conclude that they were not considered absolutely necessary.Stone wall in the garden
: The "
With all my heart, kindest father.
Bid that Babylonian
: This passage has much puzzled the Commentators; but it seems most probable that it is said aside, and that in consequence of his profuseness he calls his brother a Babylonian, (just as we call a wealthy man a nabob,) and says, "Well, let him, with all my heart, be paying twenty mine (between £70 and £80) for a music-girl."
What am I to do?
Pull down the wall: and you, Geta, go and bring them across.
May the Gods bless you, Demea, as I see you so sincere a well-wisher to our family.
I think they deserve it. What say you, Aeschinus, as to this plan ?
I quite agree to it.
It is much more proper than that she, being sick and lying-in, should be brought hither through the street.
Why, my dear father, I never did see any thing better contrived.
It's my way; but see, here's Micio coming out.
Certainly, I do order it, and in this matter, and in every thing else, wish especially to make this family one with ourselves, to oblige, serve, and unite them.
Father, pray let it be so.
I do not oppose it.
On the contrary, i' faith, it is what we ought to do: in the first place, she is the mother of his wife
She is. What then?
An honest and respectable woman.
So they say.
Advanced in years.
I am aware of it.
Through her years, she is long past child-bearing; there is no one to take care of her; she is a lone woman.
It is right you should marry her; and that you, Aeschinus, should use your endeavors to effect it.
I, marry her, indeed ?
You.
I?
You, I say.
You are trifling !
Aeschinus, if you are a man, he'll do it
My dear father—
What, ass! do you attend to him?
'T is all in vain; it can not be otherwise.
You are mad!
Do let me prevail on you, my father.
Are you out of your senses? Take yourself off.Take yourself off
: Aeschinus, probably, in his earnestness, has seized hold of him with his hand, which Micio now pushes away.
Come, do oblige your son.
Are you quite in your right mind? Am I, in my five-and-sixtieth year, to be marrying at last? A decrepit old woman too ? Do you advise me to do this?
Do; I have promised it.I have promised it
: This is not the truth; the notion has only been started since he last saw them.
Promised, indeed; be generous at your own cost, young man.
Come, what if he should ask a still greater favor ?
As if this was not the greatest !
Do comply.
Don't make any difficulty.
Do promise.
Will you not have done?
Not until I have prevailed upon you.
Really, this is downright force.Really, this is downright force
: "Ita quidem vis est!
Act with heartiness, Micio.
Although this seems to meThis seems to me
: Donatus informs us that in Menander's Play, the old man did not make any resistance whatever to the match thus patched up for him. Colman has the following observation on this fact: "It is surprising that none of the critics on this passage. have taken notice of this observation of Donatus, especially as our loss of Menander makes it rather curious. It is plain that Terence in the plan of his last Act followed Menander; but though he has adopted the absurdity of marrying Micio to the old lady, yet we learn from Donatus that his judgment rather revolted at this circumstance, and he improved on his original by making Micio express a repugnance to such a match, which it seems he did not in the Play of Menander."
You act obligingly.
With reason I love you; but—
What ?
I will tell you, when my wish has been complied with.
What now ? What remains to be done?
Hegio here is their nearest relation; he is a connection of ours and poor; we ought to do some good for him.
Do what?
There is a little farm here in the suburbs, which you let out; let us give it him to live upon.
But is it a little one ?
If it were a large one, still it ought to be done; he has been as it were a father to her; he is a worthy man, and connected with us; it would be properly bestowed. In fine, I now adopt that proverb which you, Micio, a short time ago repeated with sense and wisdom—it is the common vice of all, in old age, to be too intent upon our own interests. This stain we ought to avoid: it is a true maxim, and ought to be observed in deed.
What am I to say to this? Well then, as he desires it
My father!
Now, Micio, you are indeed my brother, both in spirit and in body.
I am glad of it.
At his own weapon
: He probably means, by aping the kind feeling which is a part of Micio's character.
It has been done as you ordered, Demea.
You are a worthy fellow. Upon my faith,—in my opinion, at least,—I think Syrus ought at once to be made free.
He free! For what reason?
For many.
O my dear Demea! upon my word, you are a worthy man! I have strictly taken care of both these sons of yours, from childhood; I have taught, advised, and carefully instructed them in every thing I could.
The thing is evident; and then, besides all this, to cater for them, secretly bring, home a wench, prepare a morning entertainment;A morning entertainment
: A banquet in the early part or middle of the day was considered by the Greeks a debauch.
O, what a delightful man !
Last of all, he assisted to-day in purchasing this Music-wench—he had the management of it; it is right he should be rewarded; other servants will be encouraged thereby: besides, he
I do wish it.
Why then, if you desire it, just come hither, Syrus, to me Be a free man
: He touches Syrus on the ear, and makes him free. The same occurs in the Epidicus of Plautus, Act V., Sc. 2, 1. 65.
You act generously; I return my thanks to you all;—and to you, Demea, in particular.
I congratulate you.
And I.
I believe you. I wish that this joy were made complete—that I could see my wife, My wife,
: The so-called marriage, or rather cohabitation, of the Roman slaves will be found treated upon in the Notes to Plautus. Syrus calls
Really, a most excellent woman.
And the first to suckle your grandchild, his son, today
Why really, in seriousness, if she was the first to do so, there is no doubt she ought to be made free.
What, for doing that?
For doing that; in fine, receive the amount from meReceive the amount from me
: The only sign of generosity he has yet shown.
May all the Gods always grant you, Demea, all you desire.
Syrus, you have thrived pretty well to-day.
If, in addition, Micio, you will do your duty, and lend him a little ready money in hand for present use, he will soon repay you.
Less than this
He is a deserving fellow.
Upon my word, I will repay it; only lend it me.
Do, father.
I'll consider of it afterward.
He'll do it, Syrus.
O most worthy man !
O most kind-hearted father!
How is this? What has so suddenly changed your disposition, Demea? What caprice is this? What means this sudden liberality?This sudden liberality
: "
I will tell you:—That I may convince you of this, Micio, that the fact that they consider you an easy and kind-hearted man, does not proceed from your real life, nor, indeed, from a regard for virtue and justice; but from your humoring, indulging, and pampering them. Now therefore, Aeschinus, if my mode of life has been displeasing to you, because I do not quite humor you in every thing, just or unjust, I have done: squander, buy, do what you please. But if you would rather have one to reprove and correct those faults, the results of which, by reason of your youth, you can not see, which you pursue too ardently, and are thoughtless upon, and in due season to direct you; behold me ready to do it for you.
Father, we leave it to you; you best know what ought to be done. But what is to be done about my brother?
I consent. Let him have his mistress:Let him have his mistress
: It must be remembered that he has the notions of a Greek parent, and sees no such criminality in this sanction as a parent would be sensible of at the present day.
That's right.