Why, that we have lost ourselves somewhere or other; for she says that she knows neither you nor me.PALAESTRIO I wish, Sceledrus, to examine into this, whether we are ourselves, or else some other persons; lest secretly somehow some one of our neighbours may have transformed us without our knowing it. SCELEDRUS For my part, beyond a doubt, I am my own self.PALAESTRIO I’ faith, and so am I. SCELEDRUS My lady, you are seeking your destruction. To you I am speaking; hark you, Philocomasium!PHILOCOMASIUM What craziness possesses you, to be calling me wrongly by a crackjaw nameCrackjaw name: Perplexo nomine.The Commentators seem to think that this means no more than by my wrong name. The word perplexoseems, however, to refer to the extreme length of the name, as well as the fact that it does not belong to her.?SCELEDRUS How now! What are you called, then?PHILOCOMASIUM My name is Glycera.SCELEDRUS For a bad purpose, Philocomasium, you wish to have a wrong nameIn the original Latin, the name is Diceae, which sounds like the Greek word for just or righteous. Scledrus is making a pun.. Away with you, shocking woman; for most notably are you doing a wrong to my master.PHILOCOMASIUM I? SCELEDRUS Yes, you.PHILOCOMASIUM I, who arrived from Athens yesterday evening at Ephesus, with my lover, a young man of Athens?SCELEDRUS Tell me, what business have you here in Ephesus?PHILOCOMASIUM I had heard that my own twin-sister is here in Ephesus; I came here to look for her.SCELEDRUS You’re a good-for-nothing woman.PHILOCOMASIUM Yes, i’ faith, I am a very foolish one to be parleying with you fellows. I am going.SCELEDRUS I won’t let you go. Catches hold of her. PHILOCOMASIUM Let me go. SCELEDRUS You are discovered in the fact. I won’t let you go.PHILOCOMASIUM But my hands shall just now sound again against your cheek, if you don’t let me go.