Priapeia
Priaepia
by divers poets in English verse and prose. Translated by Sir Richard Burton and Leonard C. Smithers
- Although with yard distent (Priapus!) weighted
- (Wherewith our poet did reprove thee here
- In verse), on no wise deign thereat to blush;
- Thou be not heavier than our poet hung.
- Know that this crass coarse yard nor lengthens nor stands as becomes it;
- Though an thou handle the same unto fair growth will it grow.
- Woe's me! how lustful girls are gulled by its seeming dimensions
- Than which bigger of bulk never a prickle was seen.
- Usefuller Tydeus was albeit (an trust we to Homer)
- In his diminutive frame dwelt a pugnacious soul.
- Yet from this strangeness and shame could nothing ever avail us
- And such damage I deem better it were to repel.
- While there is life 'tis fitting to hope, O rustical guardian!
- Here be thou present and thou aid us, Priapus stiff-nerved.
- Bailiff of house whilom, now I of fieldlet the tiller;
- Perspectus, these fanes give (O Priapus!) to thee.
- So for such offices make I pact (if lawful, O Holy)
- Thou of this farm shalt bide ever-assiduous guard.
- And if a rogue come rob our field or venture to trespass
- Him thou may'st--Hush! for I know whatso shall follow thou know'st.