Priapeia

Priaepia

by divers poets in English verse and prose. Translated by Sir Richard Burton and Leonard C. Smithers

  1. But at the time not yet had I been made of mankind.
  1. When the fig's honied sweet thy taste shall catch
  2. And hither tempt thee hand of thee to stretch;
  3. Glance at my nature, Thief! and estimate
  4. The mentule thou must cack and what's it weight.
  1. A starveling stranger made me laughing-stock,
  2. Bringing me cakes and spelt with salt bestrown;
  3. Then, having scattered part upon the fire,
  4. Forthright he hied him, duty duly done.
  5. Hereat a neighbour's bitch incontinent comes--
  6. Led by the savour of the smoke, I ween--
  7. And gobbling all that offering to my yard
  8. Atones by lusting through the livelong night.
  9. But you, be wary of this place, nor give
  10. More of like offerings lest of hungry hounds