Priapeia

Priaepia

by divers poets in English verse and prose. Translated by Sir Richard Burton and Leonard C. Smithers

  1. Ho girl! no whiter-skinned than Moorish man
  2. Yet, Oh! than every pathic softer far;
  3. Squatter than Pygmey fearful of the crane;
  4. Harsher and hairier than pelt of bear;
  5. Looser than Median or than Indian hose;
  6. Remain as please thee or at will depart.
  7. For, though full ready seem I, yet I want
  8. Of rockets half-score bundles at the least,
  9. Ere I that ditch-like groin can scrub and crush
  10. The swarming wormlets of thy privy parts.
  1. Who of you people here shall come to sup
  2. Yet bring no verses suited to my taste;